The in box: Pension cost shifts to school districts.
February 8, 2012
Fred,
Arrah! For sure, and its worse than taking candy from babies. and just as easy for them. Its all about widespread plunder, rapine, and booty! Shiver me timbers, Fred. I say, “If you steal our pensions: we’ll gouge your eyes out!” Howzat sound? Despise the poor their pittance, and go to hell…that kind of thing. Its death to the crooks, oath-breakers, and public privateers! I say let’s give ‘em the jib-jabber, a yard-arm and the use of a stout rope, even though hanging’s too goddamn good for most of them, really, and hanging themselves would require a sense of shame with which they do not usually come equipped now a days.
-Matt Metzger
3 Comments
leave one →
That’s how we take care of business on the south-side. I like Matt!
Thanks, Matt! This is too funny! (Unfortunately, what’s going on in Springfield–as well as all over the country–is not funny.) That having been said, laughter does help ease the pain:
laughter is the best medicine, & will help us remain strong to do what we must to stop this nonsense!
Of course I’m only speaking in terms of a representative sample. I’m not a monster, I’m a man.