My friend Les Perelman and some grad students came up with software that generates gibberish. They named the program BABEL, the Basic Automated BS Essay Language Generator.
Why would MIT grad students want to generate gibberish?
To demonstrate the problem with computer-based scoring of test essays.
Les submitted the results to AES, Automatic Scoring Engines.
“It works spectacularly well in producing nonsense that received high scores from various AES machines,” wrote Les.
BABEL even works well with ETS’ e-rater. Though ETS would not give me direct access to its scoring engine, ETS allows prospective test takers to take practice Graduate Record Exam (GRE) essays that are instantly graded by e-rater for $13. I have bought a number of these packages and have used the BABEL Generator to produce essays that consistently receive scores of 5 and 6 on a 1-6 point scale on each of the two writing assignments that comprise the writing portion of the GRE.
Naturally ETS has banned Les from future access to their scoring engine.
I tried it.
BABEL asks for three keywords.
I picked Chicago, politics and schools.
Here is what BABEL produced:
Chicago has not, and no doubt never will be misplaced. Human society will always enlightenment teachers; some of intercessions and others for a accumulation. a lack of Windy City lies in the field of literature but also the field of philosophy. Teachers is the most prototypically collaborating commencement of mankind.
Verisimilitude, especially for acceptance, articulates a query on rapaciously but discordantly antagonistic consequences by instructor. If conveyances voyage or belittle contemplation, pique that is consistently inappropriate but is iconoclastic, quotidian, and reproving with politics can be more venomously portended. Additionally, political relation, often at a assumption, can be the ligation. In my experience, all of the affronts to our personal epigraph of the exposition we taunt afford the allocations in question. Even so, armed with the knowledge that the divisive surfeit mortifies impropriety, most of the probes for my reprimand blubber. Our personal injunction to the aggregation we disparage acquiesces. Chicago which performs all of the demonstrations might certainly be an amygdala on our personal assassination with the taunt we surprise as well. The rumination of devices may be inauguration but is petulant yet somehow discrepant, not remuneration that depreciates contretemps and denounces dictates. In my theory of knowledge class, none of the dictators at our personal axiom by the exposure we allure collaborate and probe quips which civilize the advancement. The more a circumstance that gambols should be reprobation, the less provocation can diligently be a Gaussian onslaught.
As I have learned in my semiotics class, teacher is the most fundamental amplification of humankind. Though interference for veracity inverts, information processes brains. The same pendulum may process two different orbitals to process an orbital. The plasma is not the only thing the brain reacts; it also receives neutrinoes for disruption with Chicago. Due to advancing, humanely but egotistically admonished accumulations collapse also on Chicago. a startling teacher changes the dictum at Windy City.
The authentication, frequently to a retort, contravenes politics. The sooner the people involved attest, the sooner contemplation sanctions confluences. Furthermore, as I have learned in my literature class, society will always verify political relation. Our personal congregation of the convulsion we expel will be demolition with apprentices and may risibly be commission. The inspection might, still yet, be elidible in the way we respond or utter the inflexibly and pusillanimously atrocious acquiescence but accumulate intercessions. In my semantics class, almost all of the tyroes at my escapade convulse or augur the appendage. a quantity of political relation is inchoate for our personal speculation on the authorization we encounter as well. The avocation denigrates conjecture, not a ligation. In my experience, many of the circumscriptions by our personal assassin at the appetite we ascertain bemoan insinuations. The less rancor that seethes is antipodal in the extent to which we demarcate most of the adjurations for the realm of reality and infuse or should unyieldingly be a trope, the more affronts articulate the trope of parsimony.
Politics with agronomists will always be an experience of human society. In any case, armed with the knowledge that sublimation may perilously be compensation, most of the domains at my aggregation dictate commencements but quibble and disseminate inquiries which fascinate a rumination. If elated agriculturalists intercede and appease sanctions to the admonishment, teachers which choreographs assassinations can be more naturally assimilated. Instructor has not, and undoubtedly never will be articulated but not risible. Chicago is genially but fallaciously whimpering as a result of its those in question.
Would this get me into Harvard? Who knows?
But Les’ research suggests it would score well on an AES.
You try it.