We get letters.

Fred,

It must be nice to have lived off of the public teat like you have for your entire career, and I have to find your pension other than the 2%. Try putting away 15% into your 401K anf play the stock market asshole.

-Anon

Dear Anon,

“Finding” my pension is exactly what I have been up to the last couple of years. It looks like Rauner wants to skip another payment. 

“Living off the public teat.” That’s what you call public employees like fire fighters, cops and teachers?  

Where do you live? Idaho?

-Fred

Fred,

Nobody bithes about Madigan’s role in all of this. Why not? Oh, wait! You sold your soul to the devil, remember?

-Softtouch

Dear Softtouch

What is with my critics use of spell check today?

Vote Harish I Patel in the 40th and Jay Travis in the 26th. 

-Fred

Fred,

As for Bruce’s condo, you are just jealous as usual.

-Anon

Dear Anon,

That’s nine houses and condos. 

Not so much jealous as nauseous.

-Fred

Fred,

I’m done apologizing for being white.

-Anon

Dear Anon,

That was quick.

-Fred

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