We get letters.

Fred,

You’re really not for the kids.

-Anonymous

Dear A,

I am really for the kids.

-Fred

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Fred,

What about the union and April 1?????? Throwing out members who do not follow!!!!!!
Fred grow a set and discuss this!!!!

-Grow a set

Dear Grow a set,

First, what is your obsession with my set? I assume you are talking about my testicles. I even have names for them. Do you have a name? Or is your name really “Grow a set?” Have you ever talked to your parents about that?

Secondly. Getting tossed for being a union member who crosses a strike line is a long and honored American tradition.  Actually, getting thrown out is among the least of the things that happen if you screw your colleagues. I remember a guy who went in to work when I was on strike and nobody talked to him for the next 15 years.

Now, that’s rough.

-Fred

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Fred,

So you don’t like lawyers and don’t like the law so we will just break the law.

-A lawyer

Dear A lawyer,

It remains to be seen who is breaking the law. But there are worse things. If nobody broke the law imagine the unemployment rate among lawyers. And some of my best friends are lawyers.

-Fred

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Fred,

If I get kicked out of the union…do not have to pay dues????

-Question

Dear Question,

According to the recent Supreme Court ruling, yes, you do.

Blame Scalia for that.

See the previous letter about the law.

-Fred

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Fred,

Awww – you’re converting to the Hillary bandwagon. She’ll be so pleased (unless she gets too busy defending criminal charges).

-Akvida

Dear Akvida,

Hillary bandwagon?

-Fred

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Fred,

Why don’t you touch on the violent crime in Chicago? Specifically the shootings and murders by your fellow Democrats.

-Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

I am absolutely opposed to any shooting and murder by Democrats or Republicans. Let’s all try to keep it civil and non-violent.

You might want to mention this to Trumpf’s campaign director.

-Fred

 

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