We get letters.

Fred,

Of course, and the Hell with people simply trying to move about the city streets. But God help the protester who tries to interfere with the payment of teachers’ pensions.

Akvida

Akvida,

Protesters interfering with pension payments? That’s an interesting idea. Have you brought it up with the Governor? Thinking of a possible chant: “Join us if you mind that their benefit is defined.” I was trying to go with something that rhymed with “direct deposit.” But I couldn’t come up with anything.

-Fred

.

Fred,

I’m not afraid to say I believe in capitalist principles. 

Anonymous

Anon,

Mighty courageous of you.

-Fred

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Fred,

Fred, you spend a lot of time rebutting careless critics and providing off-point answers to deflect questions you don’t wish to address.

– O.B. Server

Dear O.B. Server,

It really doesn’t take all that much time.

-Fred

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Fred,

3.5 million site visits? Cheap Entertainment, very cheap.
As grandma used to say “you get what you pay for”.

-Anon

Dear Anon,

My grandma used to say, “Abi gezunt dos leben ken men zikh ale mol nemen.” That roughly translates as, “Stay healthy, because you can kill yourself later.”

-Fred

.

Well, Fred. What the hell?

-Anon

Dear Anon,

Exactly!

-Fred

2 thoughts on “We get letters.

  1. “Akvida,
    Protesters interfering with pension payments? That’s an interesting idea. Have you brought it up with the Governor? Thinking of a possible chant: “Join us if you mind that their benefit is defined.” I was trying to go with something that rhymed with “direct deposit.” But I couldn’t come up with anything.”
    -Fred

    How about…..

    Give up your direct deposit
    Let it go right now because it
    Upsets trump whose face of orange
    Shrieks just like a rusty door hinge

    • Hmmm. Sort of depends if you pronunce “orange” as “ore-inge” or “are-inge.” But nice try!

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