He will NEVER allow schools to cancel classes outright whether the weather. He will put his staff and children in harms way forcing schools to be open during all inclement weather. How does he suppose staff can arrive during blizzards and ice storms when roads can’t be cleared?
Fred Klonsky 
Tell me you’re quoting from the Onion. Please? Not even Rahm is that clueless, is he? Okay, okay, forget I asked.
This is BRILLIANT! Made me laugh, & I needed to.
Unfortunately, it’s also very sad.
He will NEVER allow schools to cancel classes outright whether the weather. He will put his staff and children in harms way forcing schools to be open during all inclement weather. How does he suppose staff can arrive during blizzards and ice storms when roads can’t be cleared?